Thursday, January 21, 2010

BREAKING NEWS!! ''Long Island Lolita'' Amy Fisher to bare all for Haiti



According to the badly written press release I've just read:

The Scene which is a adult entertainment lounge in Commack, Long Island is hosting Amy Fisher for a special performance on January 23, 2010. It will feature the return of International porn star Amy Fisher back to the stage of her native home of Long Island. The adult club plans on donating a portion of Amy Fishers show to the Haitian disaster relief effort. The famous woman who is known once was known as the "Long Island Lolita" by the age of 17 became a porn star in 2007. The Scene is located at 70 Vanderbilt Motor Parkway in Commack. Ms. Fishers show will be completely nude.
 
NOW THAT'S CLASSY!!!!

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