Newspapers, you are now made of fail

Aside from the hilarious letter printed in the paper above, newspapers tend to be a better news source than the "gotta have it yesterday" world of TV and internet news.The fact that the internet has now overtaken most other forms of media is in fact a little sad. There is less and less objectivity left in news.

WGN news staffers at a loss for words

So, apparently, WGN is banning certain words from being used on air. You've really gotta hit this link for the list. I can guarantee it's not the kind of words you are thinking of. Thanks Mike for the tip!

BTW, this is the 1 year anniversary of my blog. Yay!

Legal case against God dismissed

BBC NEWS | Americas | Legal case against God dismissed

My dear readers, do yourselves a favor and read this story. Then ask the following questions:

1) Why is the BBC reporting this, but no American media outlets have picked up the story?
2) HOW THE HECK DID THIS MAN GET ELECTED TO OFFICE? MORE THAN ONCE?

President Obama Is a NINJA!

WCBS NEWSRADIO 880 - Video: President Obama Kills a Fly

See, I have mixed feelings about this. On one hand, "OMGOMGOMGOMG NINJA PRESIDENT!!!"

But the more practical side of me is saying "Holy crap!! We have riots in Iran, economic crisis and a war on two fronts, but this is the most popular news story of the day?

Leave me a comment, let me know your thoughts.

THIS IS NOT A NEW STORY!

From Ninjew Star

Dear CBS,

THIS IS NOT NEWS! GET OVER IT!

All this proves is that he is not a robot. Or at least he is a robot that can eat.