So, I can't say I wouldn't eat Obama Fingers. Or really most of the things on this list. I can tell you with certainty though that the microwaveable pork rinds are in fact pretty frikkin killer. I've had them on occasion. It's like delicious pork popcorn happiness.
Chocolate chip pancakes wrapped around a breakfast sausage? That's some high end gourmet right there. Can't beat that.