Because I feel like posting some more about weird food

ENJOY! 

Actually, truth be told, I'd eat everything there.

GOBBLE GOBBLE!!

So, would you rather be eating with these guys, or with drunk uncle Marty who's complaining about being abducted by aliens again? Tough choices, tough choices......

GOBBLE GOBBLE

Great things to do with Bacon

Do I need to really explain this any further? Hit this link.

Yup. That's a dancing bacon. You're welcome.

The Hoffsicle

So, two things.

1) Does anyone else notice that he's got fangs?

2) "I licked it, and it tasted great"

Eat more hot peppers.. lose weight!

 

The internet told me so. So it MUST be true.. right?

Goat Meat As an Ethical Alternative to Beef

This totally works for me. I think goat might be my favorite red meat actually.

Iron Chef Got It Right

Last night I had a chance to watch Iron Chef - Battle Prosciutto.

Seeing something like candied prosciutto being made just reenforces a very important and very well known truth. In fact, I'd call it a law of nature. CLICK HERE for the explanation of law.

Do you serve Obama Fingers with watermelon salad?

So, I can't say I wouldn't eat Obama Fingers. Or really most of the things on this list. I can tell you with certainty though that the microwaveable pork rinds are in fact pretty frikkin killer. I've had them on occasion. It's like delicious pork popcorn happiness.

Chocolate chip pancakes wrapped around a breakfast sausage? That's some high end gourmet right there. Can't beat that.

More on the wooly bacon

I've posted about these little guys before. Now I'm even more convinced that they must be delicious. Do want.

Give Me One Good Reason Not to Order this

Just one good reason... and I'll probably still buy it any way.

Haggis Chips

I can haz?   PLEEEASE?

For those of you that have not had the occasion to try haggis, you are missing out.

Butt Bacon

Is butt bacon what they make hot dogs out of?

The Mystery of the Red Bees of Red Hook

This is actually pretty incredible. You are what you eat!

Any Relation to Rock Lobsters?

The name is somewhat unappetizing, but I bet you've eaten meat from one, and not even known it.

yup

Crab Vending Machines

Well, you know the old saying... It's better to buy a crab than to get crabs from a friend. Or something like that. Hit THIS LINK for awesome video of said machine in action.

Make a Meat Head

mmmmm... meat.....

'Tis a monolith of meat

I think it's safe to say that this is a meat monolith. It's also probably delicious. It dissapoints me that I don't have several of these on hand at all times. One for midnight snacks, one for beating people do death with, etc. Hit the jump for a few videos featuring 17 inches of pure meaty deliciousness (kinda like me....)

It must be my birthday - A Bacon Rainbow

Now you can color coordinate your bacon to match your foods. This means it IS pretty much the world's most perfect food.

W00T W00T!!! ALL ABOARD THE MEAT TRAIN

Thanks Sam, for making life more delicious.