Great things to do with Bacon

Do I need to really explain this any further? Hit this link.

Yup. That's a dancing bacon. You're welcome.

China has a strategic pork reserve?

So, I think I'm going to apply to be official guardian of the Chinese bacon stash. The Chinese may have an awful track record when it comes to things like human rights, but they sure do understand what's important in life.... BACON.

More on the wooly bacon

I've posted about these little guys before. Now I'm even more convinced that they must be delicious. Do want.

Butt Bacon

Is butt bacon what they make hot dogs out of?

This is AWESOME~!!

I WANT A BACON TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Thank you Weird Universe!!

It must be my birthday - A Bacon Rainbow

Now you can color coordinate your bacon to match your foods. This means it IS pretty much the world's most perfect food.

Fuzzy Bacons!!

So, according to multiple sources, this is actually real. A curly coated pig. I wonder if the bacon it produces curls a little extra in the pain.

Chag Sameach!

What better way to celebrate than with a bouquet of bacon flowers? Perfectly Kosher for Passover, right?

BACON BEER! BACON BEER!

YES!! DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS!!

BACON ROCKET!!! OMG OMG OMG! I don't know if I want to ride it or eat it

This is spectacular. Thank you Geekologie for always making my life better. I may use the song from this video as my new cell ring tone.

BBBAAAAAAAAAAACCON!!!!!!

BEHOLD!! A Bacon Salt gift pack unboxing!!  Thank you woot.com for supplying me with delicious KOSHER, VEGETARIAN, LOW SODIUM, happiness.

Check this out!!  More pictures after the jump (Yay, my first jump in a post)

Bacon & Chicken Narwhal

Yeah, this is awesome!

BACON MAKES YOUR BABY SMARTER

BACONJEW: BACON MAKES YOUR BABY SMARTER

THANK YOU BACON JEW FOR BEING AWESOME!

Grow Your Own BACON!!!

Pork Meat 'Grown' in Labs to be Sold in Grocery Stores as Soon as 2014 : TreeHugger

This may be the single best news story I've ever brought to your attention dear readers. Imagine, vegetarians can now enjoy the sweet succulent taste of cruelty free meat. Labs can provide you with the choicest, most delicious cuts. And, really, this means that bacon is OFFICIALLY a vegetable. See, we grow vegetables, and if we are growing our own meat, that means it's now a vegetable. I should be a dietitian.

The Strange Diet of Mayor Bloomberg

Peanut butter and bacon sandwich – Mayor Bloomberg – impossible pairing? | Dr Vino's wine blog

He suddenly has my vote in the next election.

World's Oldest Person Ate Crispy Bacon and Fried Chicken

This woman is my hero. She lived to be 115, and spent her remainig years eating all of the things I love. She's amazing.

Bacon.Beer

Bacon Beer By Brooklyn Brewery Will Rule Them All - Gothamist

And for my next trick, I become an alcoholic......

For the love of Bacon

TheStar.com | living | Get wrapped up in a sizzling culinary trend

BACON!

Can someone PLEASE buy me this?

ThinkGeek :: Bacon Gumballs

In bulk perhaps?

Wake n' Bacon is most delicious alarm clock ever

Wake n' Bacon is most delicious alarm clock ever | DVICE

Yes, this IS the most delicious alarm clock ever.