Doggie DNA nails owners of pets leaving smelly piles

Three cheers for the poop police!

I wanna be a cryptozoologist!!

 When I grow up and I become a big boy, I wanna be a cryptozoologist! 

Actually, that's not a lie. If I could find employment in that field in any way, I'd take that job in less than a heartbeat. Articles like this one give me hope. No, I don't think we'll ever find a real Nessie, or bigfoot, but I do think there are species of megafauna yet to be uncovered. And that excites me.

Attack of the killer camels!

OK, so maybe not killer camels, but ones that are bad for the environment?

I'm all for eating interesting things... but Elephant?

Something seems very wrong with this. I prefer my elephants in zoos, and in the wild. Not on a prison menu.

but, as seen in the picture above... maybe elephant eats YOU!

Biologists and dolphins have created a new inter-species language

So are the humans learning dolphin, or are the dolphins learning human? Either way, this is pretty awesome. It also just backs up the claim by Douglas Adams that Dolphins are the smartest creatures on earth. I don't disagree.

I would love to talk to dolphins. Maybe find out some good SCUBA destinations.

Thanks Meghan for the tip!!!

Orange 'gator?

I wonder if it's because he eats so many delicious Florida Oranges. Does the meat taste and different? Discuss....

"The End of History" - a beer, in an animal skin.

Well, to be honest, I think they drank a little too much of this beer before deciding what to package it in. This group also produces a beer called Tactical Nuclear Penguin, so, they are an interesting bunch. Personally, I prefer to drink my alcoholic beverages out still living creatures, but that's really just me.

RFI Tags Help Track British Bee Brain Damage

Next stop... Mind control! 

Rare Pancake Batfish Battered by BP Spill, May Not Make It

That's actually kind of sad. What a neat looking fish.

South African gamblers smoke endangered vulture brains for luck

Yup. You read that correctly. I clearly missed out on the best parts of college.

Thank you Impossible Shot writer for alerting me to this absolutely mind-blowingly important story.

Humpback Whales Have BFFs Just Like You!

OMG! Next stop, fin book.

12-year old boy rescues sister from moose using world of warcraft skills

See, video games save lives.

Snails on Meth Have Sharper Memories

This is clearly one of the most important breakthroughs in all of medical science. Forget cancer cures, AIDS cures. LET'S GIVE SNAILS METH!!

Obese Sydney bird sent to birdy bootcamp

HA! It ate too many sausages!

Invisible Ninja Sharks

FRIKKIN SWEET!!!!! This is what happens when you splice shark and ninja DNA.

Handed Fish!

Fishies with hands! Creepy and cute!

Turtle uses tongue to breathe underwater

Personally, I use my tongue for bacon tasting and my scuba gear to breathe underwater. But that's just me. Apparently some turtles also have butt compartments that let them breathe underwater. No joke.

Mythic Giant Earthworm Not Extinct, Spitting, or Sweet Smelling

Thanks, cause I was really wondering about giant worms. I mean, I sit around all day, and just dream of mythical worms.

Fuzzy Bacons!!

So, according to multiple sources, this is actually real. A curly coated pig. I wonder if the bacon it produces curls a little extra in the pain.

Octopus steals man's video camera.

This is actually fantastic.