I wanna be a cryptozoologist!!

 When I grow up and I become a big boy, I wanna be a cryptozoologist! 

Actually, that's not a lie. If I could find employment in that field in any way, I'd take that job in less than a heartbeat. Articles like this one give me hope. No, I don't think we'll ever find a real Nessie, or bigfoot, but I do think there are species of megafauna yet to be uncovered. And that excites me.

Scientists create lasers from human kidney cells

Oh, and for good measure, they threw in some glowing jellyfish protein. 

PEW PEW PEW!  We are officially one step closer to giving me laser beam eyes!

Mooman milk?

Cows that produce human milk?  What's next, Wolves that can shoot spider webs?  Actually, that would be kinda cool...

Thanks Mike N. for the tip!!

YAY! SCIENCE!

Army Deploys Psy-Ops on U.S. Senators

Honestly, this sounds more like a bad video game plot than reality, but it seems to be entirely real.

Quickest Way To Cook A Turkey

Scientists Reach Milestone On Way To Artificial Life

Still trying to figure out if this is cool or creepy. I'm leaning towards creepy. It's only a matter of time before the Cylons take over.

Ball Lightning May Be All in Your Head

Personally, I think ball lightning is real, but very rare. Unless you count the laser beams of ball lightning that shoot from my eyes. In that case, it is pretty common.

Scientists plan to bring extinct Ox back from the dead

In the newest chapter of Dr. Frankenstein's ongoing adventures, we bring you the Aurochs

I mean, who doesn't want a giant Ox for a pet? I know I do.

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