Fried Kool-Aid

Fried Kool-Aid? Yes. That's what I said. And yes, it's real. And there's legitimate news video of this stuff being created.

Haggis Chips

I can haz?   PLEEEASE?

For those of you that have not had the occasion to try haggis, you are missing out.

Quickest Way To Cook A Turkey

yup

Crab Vending Machines

Well, you know the old saying... It's better to buy a crab than to get crabs from a friend. Or something like that. Hit THIS LINK for awesome video of said machine in action.

I Eated the Double Down

Not entirely sure how I feel right now. Not really sure if I enjoyed it. Salt is the first word that comes to mind. And it needs more sauce.

140 Year Old Hotdog Found, Still Looks Almost Edible

Thank you CNN for this life-changing story.Thanks Sam for the tip!!

Choke Proof Hotdog?

Apparently the American Academy of Pediatrics wants foods like hot dogs to come with a warning label. They'd also like a re-design on the hotdog, to help combat choking. Personally, I like my wieners shaped the way they are, but hey, some kind of lumpy corkscrew shape sounds kinda cool too. I wonder how they'll fit into buns.

Human Society purchases Stock in Jack in the Box and Steak 'n Shake Chains

The Humane Society Super-Sizes Their Investments - Slashfood

Ummmm. Yeah. So, would you like a side of crazy with your fries?

I like how most of the weird news I get comes from non-weird centric news sources like slashfood and discovery news. Truth is stranger than fiction. Fo' Sho'.

Police Search for Woman Who Trashed Kansas City McDonalds

Police Search for Woman Who Trashed Kansas City McDonalds - Slashfood
Dude, it's a burger... so not worth it.

Hit the link for the video.

Dog with name tag 'works' drive-through window

Dog with name tag 'works' drive-through window - Yahoo! News

Because truth is stranger than fiction.