Fried Kool-Aid

Fried Kool-Aid? Yes. That's what I said. And yes, it's real. And there's legitimate news video of this stuff being created.

I Eated the Double Down

Not entirely sure how I feel right now. Not really sure if I enjoyed it. Salt is the first word that comes to mind. And it needs more sauce.

Behold Beauty

You know, I think literally every person who reads this blog (2 people) sent me a link to this through various news outlets. My fans know me so well.

World's Oldest Person Ate Crispy Bacon and Fried Chicken

This woman is my hero. She lived to be 115, and spent her remainig years eating all of the things I love. She's amazing.

Deep-Fried Cadbury Cream Egg

This is why you're fat is one of the best blogs in the world. No joke.