Great things to do with Bacon

Do I need to really explain this any further? Hit this link.

Yup. That's a dancing bacon. You're welcome.

China has a strategic pork reserve?

So, I think I'm going to apply to be official guardian of the Chinese bacon stash. The Chinese may have an awful track record when it comes to things like human rights, but they sure do understand what's important in life.... BACON.

Goat Meat As an Ethical Alternative to Beef

This totally works for me. I think goat might be my favorite red meat actually.

Iron Chef Got It Right

Last night I had a chance to watch Iron Chef - Battle Prosciutto.

Seeing something like candied prosciutto being made just reenforces a very important and very well known truth. In fact, I'd call it a law of nature. CLICK HERE for the explanation of law.

The other, other, OTHER white meat

People have been eating whale meat for centuries. And while it's clearly not a good, sustainable source of protein, I can't help but wonder what it tastes like. Apparently, school kids in Japan are getting a chance right now.

More on the wooly bacon

I've posted about these little guys before. Now I'm even more convinced that they must be delicious. Do want.

Give Me One Good Reason Not to Order this

Just one good reason... and I'll probably still buy it any way.

Haggis Chips

I can haz?   PLEEEASE?

For those of you that have not had the occasion to try haggis, you are missing out.

Butt Bacon

Is butt bacon what they make hot dogs out of?

This is AWESOME~!!

I WANT A BACON TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Thank you Weird Universe!!

How Many USB Ports Does It Take To Cook Meat?

Apparently 30. 

Now, how many would it take to cook the pulled pork masterpiece I created this Thursday?

Make a Meat Head

mmmmm... meat.....

'Tis a monolith of meat

I think it's safe to say that this is a meat monolith. It's also probably delicious. It dissapoints me that I don't have several of these on hand at all times. One for midnight snacks, one for beating people do death with, etc. Hit the jump for a few videos featuring 17 inches of pure meaty deliciousness (kinda like me....)

It must be my birthday - A Bacon Rainbow

Now you can color coordinate your bacon to match your foods. This means it IS pretty much the world's most perfect food.

W00T W00T!!! ALL ABOARD THE MEAT TRAIN

Thanks Sam, for making life more delicious.

Fuzzy Bacons!!

So, according to multiple sources, this is actually real. A curly coated pig. I wonder if the bacon it produces curls a little extra in the pain.

BACON BEER! BACON BEER!

YES!! DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS!!

BACON ROCKET!!! OMG OMG OMG! I don't know if I want to ride it or eat it

This is spectacular. Thank you Geekologie for always making my life better. I may use the song from this video as my new cell ring tone.

Mmmmm... Meaty..

So delicious... Lamb and Raisin. 

I wish this was real. Thank you Engrish for making me laugh. Always.

U.S. Debates Whether to Lift Ban on Scottish Haggis

YES PLEASE!!!!

I had Haggis when I was in Scotland. I'd be one of the first in line to buy this stuff.