China has a strategic pork reserve?

So, I think I'm going to apply to be official guardian of the Chinese bacon stash. The Chinese may have an awful track record when it comes to things like human rights, but they sure do understand what's important in life.... BACON.

Exploding Watermelons Terrorize China!!!

Ok, so maybe that headline is a tiny bit of a stretch. But I'm still a little worried for the Chinese watermelon population. Actually, I'm more worried for the human population. The effects of all this frankenfood mean more than just fruit shrapnel. The farmers are going to feed this chemical laden stuff to pigs, and then what happens to those pigs? Biomagnification anyone?

Crab Vending Machines

Well, you know the old saying... It's better to buy a crab than to get crabs from a friend. Or something like that. Hit THIS LINK for awesome video of said machine in action.

Sticky Rice is Secret Ingredient in Great Wall of China's Strength

The wall was hungry. It just wanted to nom on some rice.

Man Dies After Swamp Eel Eats His Bowels

I... no words... just... yeah.... That HAD to hurt.

Deodorant Guns to Help Mask Odor at Landfill

I really don't think this is solving the problem.

The Chinese Love our Chicken Feet

Chinese Taste for Chicken Feet May Save U.S. Exports - NYTimes.com

I think this issues has been posted here before. The Chinese can have all my chicken feet, I'll take all their pig ears.

China seals off town after plague kills two

China seals off town after plague kills two | Reuters

Ummmm, say what you want about SARS, H1N1 and all that, but the good old fashioned plague is what really makes me nervous.

U.S. chicken feet are being booted out of China

U.S. chicken feet are being booted out of China - Yahoo! News

Chicken feet is one of the very few foods I just have no interest in trying. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WALK THROUGH???

icky poo..

Throwing Molten Iron

YES, THROWING MOLTEN IRON! YOU NEED TO SEE THIS!





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US university returning prized mushrooms to China

US university returning prized mushrooms to China


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