Drunk Up To Their Eyeballs

So, apparently the new fad in drinking is pouring Vodka directly into your eye. Considering the news source is a branch of Fox News, I'm leaning towards urban legend, but still pretty great none the less.

Man Dies After Swamp Eel Eats His Bowels

I... no words... just... yeah.... That HAD to hurt.

Drunk driver had 49 children in 16-seat taxi

Apparently, he was five times over the legal limit. Yikes.

Practice calling home and telling Mom your got a DUI.

Utahns can now practice DUI jail call - Yahoo! News

Mom, after 13 beers, can't recover custody of kids

Mom, after 13 beers, can't recover custody of kids - Yahoo! News

I'm not as think as you drunk I am!! Now get in the car! Let's go for a ride! Peeeee!

Parenting FAIL!

Beer Pong and Cigarettes

More “Beer Pong” News

"Scouts on a camping trip were given beer and cigarettes by their scoutmaster..."

Sigh... I remember the good old days as a Boy Scout...

I'm not as think as you drunk I am

SOBEaR the robot panda bartender thinks you've had one too many

Man who leads official on car chase calls it 'most fun' in years

Man who leads official on car chase calls it 'most fun' in years | Ocala.com | Star-Banner | Ocala, FL

yeeeehaw!

Drunk African Animals

I believe this is from an old National Geographic video.