Vampire Moths

In Soviet Russia, MOTHS ARE VAMPIRES!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAIT, AND THEY LET THE MOTHS DRINK THEIR BLOOD???????????????????

The Hoffsicle

So, two things.

1) Does anyone else notice that he's got fangs?

2) "I licked it, and it tasted great"

Scientists create lasers from human kidney cells

Oh, and for good measure, they threw in some glowing jellyfish protein. 

PEW PEW PEW!  We are officially one step closer to giving me laser beam eyes!

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Sometimes, you takes these things for granted

 Everything about this story is awesome. From the Weird Universe piece to the title of the actual news article it came from. "A Happy Ending for a Farmer's Anus Woes". Seriously. How can you not love an article with that kind of title?

I am pretty happy for the farmer, I have to say.

Army Deploys Psy-Ops on U.S. Senators

Honestly, this sounds more like a bad video game plot than reality, but it seems to be entirely real.

Today's word of the day (or words) is Oort Cloud

As in, there could be a super giant planet hiding in the Oort cloud. Personally, I think that's where a few of the people I interact with on a daily basis come from.

The other, other, OTHER white meat

People have been eating whale meat for centuries. And while it's clearly not a good, sustainable source of protein, I can't help but wonder what it tastes like. Apparently, school kids in Japan are getting a chance right now.

Do you serve Obama Fingers with watermelon salad?

So, I can't say I wouldn't eat Obama Fingers. Or really most of the things on this list. I can tell you with certainty though that the microwaveable pork rinds are in fact pretty frikkin killer. I've had them on occasion. It's like delicious pork popcorn happiness.

Chocolate chip pancakes wrapped around a breakfast sausage? That's some high end gourmet right there. Can't beat that.

Orange 'gator?

I wonder if it's because he eats so many delicious Florida Oranges. Does the meat taste and different? Discuss....

CHUPACABRA!!!

VERY MUCH ONE OF MY FAVORITE CRYPTIDS!!

This is AWESOME~!!

I WANT A BACON TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Thank you Weird Universe!!

Spray-On Shirts

This was a Saturday Night Live skit a while back. Now it's epic reality.

Bog Snorkelling

That's one of the funniest names I've ever heard. It honestly sounds like... never mind...

fashionable" and "polyurethane" do not go together

They just don't. 

Thanks to this guy for the article title.

Drunk Up To Their Eyeballs

So, apparently the new fad in drinking is pouring Vodka directly into your eye. Considering the news source is a branch of Fox News, I'm leaning towards urban legend, but still pretty great none the less.

Handed Fish!

Fishies with hands! Creepy and cute!

Mythic Giant Earthworm Not Extinct, Spitting, or Sweet Smelling

Thanks, cause I was really wondering about giant worms. I mean, I sit around all day, and just dream of mythical worms.

Frankenfood, or Delicious Science?

I dunno, I call Frankenfood on this one. They want to change the shape of the salt on your chips.

Fuzzy Bacons!!

So, according to multiple sources, this is actually real. A curly coated pig. I wonder if the bacon it produces curls a little extra in the pain.