Taser Grenade

Officially official. Just about the most terrifying thing I can think of. Ever.

Nuclear Boy

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U.S. military pilots speak at The National Press Club: UFOs deactivated nukes

I guess deactivating nukes is better than harvesting our organs?

Hit the jump for the awesome video.

Looks like Long Pig is on the menu

To quote:

"A restaurant is due to open in September in Berlin, Germany. In preparation for opening the restaurant, Flime, is advertising for volunteers to donate body parts to be cooked and served to diners."

This is why the intertubes were invented

So that men like this could have a forum. Video after the jump.

No title needed

Spider Man Rubik's Platypus?

Sometimes, I really do want to make long winded comments about things. But I just don't know how to for items like this. 

In Safety Study, Sheep on Meth Are Shocked With Tasers

Every single part of this story, from title to photo is brilliant and fantastic. Simply AMAZING!! WOW!

I don't know what any of you are doing later, but I'll be shocking my meth addicted sheep with Tasers. Now that's a party.

This web site is important

This site is even more important than my blog. Mostly because people actually READ this blog.

Family Law Against Homiletic Stick

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Engrish Much?

Just watch it. No words needed.

Your Daily Dose of Crazy

ENJOY!!

HOLY CRAP! WTFBBQ~~~!!

Everyone in the world needs to see this. Over and over again. Why are there Japanese subtitles?????

Please explain to me what the heck this is

No, really what the heck is this for?

The fact that a product like this exists scares the the daylights out of me.

Human Society purchases Stock in Jack in the Box and Steak 'n Shake Chains

The Humane Society Super-Sizes Their Investments - Slashfood

Ummmm. Yeah. So, would you like a side of crazy with your fries?

I like how most of the weird news I get comes from non-weird centric news sources like slashfood and discovery news. Truth is stranger than fiction. Fo' Sho'.

Quadriplegic man wins right to go hunting

Yes, you read that title correctly.

I supposed that since we have pet anal bum covers now (SNL reference right there, ya like that?) we might as well allow this to happen.

Stephen Hawking can now play Rambo in the next movie. Because you know they'll make at least 4 more of those.

Anti Mind Control helmet

SEE! I told you, give it a little time, the crazies will come back.

Can I interest you in a little brain ray blocking?

Man Invents Electric Lobster Taser...and It's PETA Approved

Man Invents Electric Lobster Taser...and It's PETA Approved : TreeHugger


Sooo, all I can hear in my head is Beavis and Butthead going "THE CHAIR, THE CHAIR, THE CHAIR".

If I had to chose between electrocution and being boiled alive, I have to say, it's kind of a touch choice.

I really love the last line of the article "Restaurants will be able to shell out between £1,000 and £2,000 per machine, which comes in single stun or a continuous flow stunner for processing more than one lobster."

Fat of up to 60 bodies used in Italian cosmetics

Fat of up to 60 bodies used in Italian cosmetics | World News | News.com.au

Sounds like someone watched Fight Club too many times. Tyler Durden isn't exactly a role model.

Also, great picture in the article.