A submarine full of cocaine

I wonder what I'd do if I saw one of these underwater. I'd probably try to moon the people inside.

South African gamblers smoke endangered vulture brains for luck

Yup. You read that correctly. I clearly missed out on the best parts of college.

Thank you Impossible Shot writer for alerting me to this absolutely mind-blowingly important story.

Snails on Meth Have Sharper Memories

This is clearly one of the most important breakthroughs in all of medical science. Forget cancer cures, AIDS cures. LET'S GIVE SNAILS METH!!

HOLY CRAP! WTFBBQ~~~!!

Everyone in the world needs to see this. Over and over again. Why are there Japanese subtitles?????

Cocaine discovery prompts investigation by NASA

Cocaine discovery prompts investigation by NASA - latimes.com


Now I know what they're doing with the money they get from selling the shuttles.

Pot Growing In Abandoned McMansions

Trend Watch: Pot Growing In Abandoned McMansions : TreeHugger

Hey, gotta farm your illegal crops somewhere, right?

That Cocaine, got me Insane!

Thanks Ary, for alerting me to the fact that my money is high on Cocaine. I'll now be forced to send all of me money to rehab. Wait, I don't have any money. Never mind.

Your parents always told you money was dirty. They were right in more ways than one!

Liquid cocaine in wine bottles

Liquid cocaine in wine bottles | Wine Tasting Guy

Does cocaine have a vintage? How do you describe liquid cocaine wine? Aromas of Columbian snow, tickles the nose?

I just love the pic Wine Tasting Guy found. I think that the Cocaine energy drink was discontinued.

Weed, Booze, Cocaine and Other Old School &"Medicine" Ads

Weed, Booze, Cocaine and Other Old School "Medicine" Ads

I love the old adds for Heroine, Cocaine and the like. Amazing that these used to be perfectly acceptable medical treatments, for babies even!

Don't forget to pick up some Asthma Cigarettes on your way home from work!

Mung beans mistaken for drugs.

Mung bean mystery stumps British military - Yahoo! News

If we can't outsmart the drug growers and dealers, how are we supposed to win the fight?

If we can't tell MUNG BEANS from Opium, how do we tie our shoe laces in the morning?

Stoner wallabies summon aliens

Stoner wallabies summon aliens

Stoner

Wallabies

Summon

Aliens.

'nuff said.

Flashing LED Pacifiers

Flashing LED Pacifiers

Yes. Flashing LED pacifiers. For when you need to find your baby at a rave?

Elderly man arrested in Italy for drugs in oranges

Elderly man arrested in Italy for coke in oranges

Clearly, not miracle fruit.

Sisters, age 65 and 70, accused of dealing heroin

Sisters, age 65 and 70, accused of dealing heroin

Obama seeks to change crack sentences

Obama seeks to change crack sentences

This story just reminds me of George Carlin's material. He always did say we needed to star putting some more rich white bankers in jail for drugs. Well, he's not really wrong.