U.S. military launches mystery space plane on secret mission

So, basically, it's a space fighter. This way, when the Martians attack, we might stand a chance.

Cocaine discovery prompts investigation by NASA

Cocaine discovery prompts investigation by NASA - latimes.com


Now I know what they're doing with the money they get from selling the shuttles.

NASA Space Shuttles for Sale

Slightly used, but now 32% off!!

I read it on Google news, and the interwebs don't lie, so it must be true.

Alien Attack Base Spotted on Moon!

First Moon "Skylight" Found -- Could House Lunar Base?

Well, not really an alien attack base. More like a laval tube that could hold our moon base in the future. 

Mars Science Laboratory: Send Your Name to Mars

Mars Science Laboratory: Send Your Name to Mars

AWESOME!

Fake Skin on Moon Probe to Study Radiation

Fake Skin on Moon Probe to Study Radiation: Discovery News

If it comes back as an evil mutant bent on destroying the world, I promise I won't say "I told you so". Actually no, I'll totally be saying that.

NASA To Trigger Massive Explosion On the Moon In Search of Ice

Slashdot Science Story | NASA To Trigger Massive Explosion On the Moon In Search of Ice


Somehow, this seems like, oh, a waste of time and energy. Also a great way to piss off the aliens living on the moon, and permanently scar our stellar neighbor.

Just my 2 cents.

I like the Mirror UK's headline "US to Bomb Moon".