SOPA IS THE WORST THING EVER!

It's the super cancerAIDS of the internet at the moment. Check out this comic. He explains it pretty simply. No image today, in honor of "blacking out" for SOPA.

Hipsters

After the break, behold the best explanation of hipster speak. Ever. 

Kitchens are no longer just for Sammiches any more

 

If you are this enterprising gentleman, your kitchen is also home to a nuclear reactor. You know, I could think of a few safer project to undertake in my kitchen. Like breeding Unicorns.

I wonder what MADD has to say about this

They mounted wine bottles to their bikes. And these women get paid oodles and oodles of money. To be lushes. Yup. Awesome.

Is this why I have no comments on any of my posts?

So, apparently, this woman drove 4 hours to go kill a rude internet commenter. And failed.

I, on the other hand, succeed in ALL that I do. Especially when it comes to blogging. OK, that's a lie. I fail at everything, especially blogging.

'What's The Difference Between Email And A Pager?'

I'm sorry, the Supreme Court Chief Justice should know the difference between an e-mail and a pager. This isn't even funny. It's weird... but not really all that funny. Sad weird.

Jamie Oliver Meets Some Kids who Can't Identify Fruits and Vegetables

I'm sorry, this is really really sad.

Twitter... from SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

So now that we can tweet back and forth with astronauts, will the world be a better place?

Probably not. It just means we'll see a bunch of people asking stupid questions, in 140 characters or less.

Drunk driver had 49 children in 16-seat taxi

Apparently, he was five times over the legal limit. Yikes.

Neo-Nazi Stage Mom Seeks a New Line of Work

Well here's a nice little heart-warming story for you.

I'd love to see an out of control city bus have a "date" with these folks.

Anyone disagree?

Surprise! Radioactive Water Jugs Not as Healthy as Advertised

Surprise! Radioactive Water Jugs Not as Healthy as Advertised


YEAH! Gonna drink me some radioactive water! HULK SMASH!

Escaped criminal taunts police on Facebook as he enjoys Christmas on the run

An escaped prisoner has celebrated his first Christmas on the run by taunting police with photos of himself on Facebook.

True story. AND hilarious!

You have to admit, that's one sexy facebook shot.

Self-help course led to woman's suicide

I call this one an EPIC self help fail. 

Taylor Swift <3 Nazis?

So, just read this post, and tell me what you think.

A Thousand Appologies for the Lack of Posts

I have no idea what went wrong. There should have been posts all week, but when I checked today, it looks like they were all stuck in "draft" mode. Sorry. You'll be getting a huge flood of them today.

:)

Enjoy.

An Actual Sociology Question

This one comes in from a friend. It was a homework question.

"If the structuring forces of capitalism (however disjunct) were implicated with those of colonialism (however hybrid), and if the deterritorialization movements of anti-colonialist sentiment and early decolonization emerge concomitantly with the revolutionary, anti-capitalist destratifications of Marxian social systems and state communist regimes, how and to what extent are the transnational fluctuations of diasporas and diasporized nation-states inextricable from the neocolonialist reterritorializations of global capitalism (such as free trade agreements, world financial markets, and the international divisions of labor, production and profit)? "


Sociology, making the obvious tedious.

Mich. man jailed for assault during Monopoly game

Mich. man jailed for assault during Monopoly game - Yahoo! News

Hey, Monopoly is serious business!

Should A New Pathogen Lab Be Built In Tornado Alley ?

Should A New Pathogen Lab Be Built In Tornado Alley : Homeland Security News

Yes folks, this brilliant nugget of news comes to you straigt from the DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY!

Yes, please build this and while you are at it, build a few nuclear power plants around it, and maybe a chemical weapons depot.

NY teen torches BMW

Police: NY teen torches BMW because he 'hates it' - Yahoo! News

Ummmm... why not just sell it?

Picture related, but not of actual event.

Family Sues Genie

Family Sues Genie

Yes, this story is in fact as stupid as it sounds. A family is suing a Genie!