Is this why I have no comments on any of my posts?

So, apparently, this woman drove 4 hours to go kill a rude internet commenter. And failed.

I, on the other hand, succeed in ALL that I do. Especially when it comes to blogging. OK, that's a lie. I fail at everything, especially blogging.

Britain on alert for deadly new knife with exploding tip that freezes victims' organs

This seriously sounds like a demented video game weapon.

Video and product page after the break.