Britain on alert for deadly new knife with exploding tip that freezes victims' organs

This seriously sounds like a demented video game weapon.

Video and product page after the break.

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I both fear this man immensely, and want to be his best friend.

The Flaming Bacon Lance of Death!

Thanks to Leo B for the delicious tip!

Bacon lance, and vegan-friendly cucumber lance in action

I want this for my birthday

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BEST STORY EVER!! You must watch this video! Click the link above for the greatest moment ever caught on tape!