'Tis a monolith of meat

I think it's safe to say that this is a meat monolith. It's also probably delicious. It dissapoints me that I don't have several of these on hand at all times. One for midnight snacks, one for beating people do death with, etc. Hit the jump for a few videos featuring 17 inches of pure meaty deliciousness (kinda like me....)

My birthday is less than 6 months away

I could really use one of these. I mean, for science. OK, OK, and for taking over the world.

German Teens Hospitalized After Drinking Hot Chili Sauce - Slashfood

German Teens Hospitalized After Drinking Hot Chili Sauce - Slashfood

Can you say WIIIIIIIIIMP~!  I bet I could eat that stuff on ice cream!

Anyhow, the stars must be aligned corretly because I LOVE hot sauce, I sort of like this blog and... THIS IS POST NUMBER 666!!!

Haha, see, get it, I found a picture of "Satan's Blood" hot sauce, post 666, spicy, hot...

Wow, I need a life.

BBBAAAAAAAAAAACCON!!!!!!

BEHOLD!! A Bacon Salt gift pack unboxing!!  Thank you woot.com for supplying me with delicious KOSHER, VEGETARIAN, LOW SODIUM, happiness.

Check this out!!  More pictures after the jump (Yay, my first jump in a post)

Deep Flight Super Falcon winged submarine readies deep sea exploration in San Francisco

Deep Flight Super Falcon winged submarine readies deep sea exploration in San Francisco

OMG OMG GIMME!!! ME!!! ME!!!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

I NEED ON!

World's fastest camera relies on an entirely new type of imaging

World's fastest camera relies on an entirely new type of imaging / UCLA Newsroom

"... for observing high-speed events such as shockwaves, communication between living cells, neural activity, laser surgery and elements of blood analysis."

6 million frames per second~!!

BUY ME ONE!!