Doggie DNA nails owners of pets leaving smelly piles

Three cheers for the poop police!

We can't cure the common cold...

But we can invent instant poop in a can! Humans rule!

Giant meat-eating plants prefer to eat tree shrew poo

ummm... ok then...  Yeah, that's the exact article title from the BBC...

Glow In The Dark Toilet Paper!!

GENIOUS!! DO WANT!

I'm Going to Start Mailing Gallons of Gorilla Poop

SERIOUSLY. GALLONS!!! 

If only they had an option for delivering the poop while it was on fire. Best product site EVER!!!

Packaged Salad Found to Contain High Levels of Fecal Bacteria

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... poop salad...

see, your parents were wrong. The green stuff WILL kill you!!!!

Lava Cave Minerals Actually Microbe Poop

Nothing says delicious like some microbe poop!

I can't wait 'till they discover martian cave poop. 

Canoe Made from Sheep Poo To Cross English Channel

Canoe Made from Sheep Poo To Cross English Channel : TreeHugger

Because really, what else would you be making your canoe out of? I mean, what, silly stuff like metal or fiberglass?

It's not just paper, it's POOP paper.

Gold Pill makes your poop glitter for $425

Gold Pill makes your poop glitter for $425 | DVICE

I don't need these pills. I crap pure platinum. Sometimes, it already has diamonds in it too.

Comfort Wipe: Holding Toilet Paper In Your Hand Is Really Archaic And Disgusting

Comfort Wipe: Holding Toilet Paper In Your Hand Is "Really Archaic And Disgusting" - Geekologie

Geekologie is a great web site. You gotta see this thing to believe it.

Scientists track penguin poop from space

Scientists track penguin poop from space - CNN.com


Poop. From SPPAAAAAAAACE!!!!

In Space, no one can smell your poop.

Twitter-Enabled Toilet

Twitter-Enabled Toilet Tweets Every Time It's Flushed

POOP!!!

Poop for Peace

http://www.poopreport.com/Peace

A novel idea promoting world peace and togetherness.