Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Grow Your Own BACON!!!

Pork Meat 'Grown' in Labs to be Sold in Grocery Stores as Soon as 2014 : TreeHugger

This may be the single best news story I've ever brought to your attention dear readers. Imagine, vegetarians can now enjoy the sweet succulent taste of cruelty free meat. Labs can provide you with the choicest, most delicious cuts. And, really, this means that bacon is OFFICIALLY a vegetable. See, we grow vegetables, and if we are growing our own meat, that means it's now a vegetable. I should be a dietitian.

1 comment:

Michael said...

This really ranks up there with the best of them. I wonder...aside from making bacon a vegetable (even better than Ronald Reagan making ketchup a vegetable), would this make bacon kosher as well?