I'm calling this one weird news

 Transocean awards bonuses ‘for safety’ in 2010

 Yup, you read that correctly. The company that "power-washed the gulf with oil" gave safety bonuses.

Maybe less  weird, more sickening. I report, you decide.

Man impersonated dead mother, collected benefits

Prosecutors: Man impersonated dead mother, collected benefits - CNN.com

Thanks to Mike N. for alerting me to this great story.

Yes, the picture above is of the suspect. In drag.