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So, would you rather be eating with these guys, or with drunk uncle Marty who's complaining about being abducted by aliens again? Tough choices, tough choices......

GOBBLE GOBBLE

How to roast a turkey on your car's engine

How to roast a turkey on your car's engine as you drive to Thanksgiving dinner - USATODAY.com

I remember in Boy Scouts, lots of troops used to make Trash Can Turkey, but this is new. I wonder if your turkey gets different flavors from premium vs. regular grades of gasoline. What if your car is diesel??


If anyone makes one of these, please do send pictures. I'll make sure you win a special prize.