Because I feel like posting some more about weird food

ENJOY! 

Actually, truth be told, I'd eat everything there.

GOBBLE GOBBLE!!

So, would you rather be eating with these guys, or with drunk uncle Marty who's complaining about being abducted by aliens again? Tough choices, tough choices......

GOBBLE GOBBLE

The Hoffsicle

So, two things.

1) Does anyone else notice that he's got fangs?

2) "I licked it, and it tasted great"

Fried Kool-Aid

Fried Kool-Aid? Yes. That's what I said. And yes, it's real. And there's legitimate news video of this stuff being created.

I wonder what MADD has to say about this

They mounted wine bottles to their bikes. And these women get paid oodles and oodles of money. To be lushes. Yup. Awesome.

Mooman milk?

Cows that produce human milk?  What's next, Wolves that can shoot spider webs?  Actually, that would be kinda cool...

Thanks Mike N. for the tip!!

Europe petrified of the cucumber!

Video thumbnail from BBC link below

So, apparently cucumbers are the new great evil in Europe. I'm sure most of you are horrified that I'm poking fun at a deadly epidemic, but look at the headlines in Europe. "Cucumber victims will increase", "What's the deal with Europe's Killer Cucumber Crisis?". And let's not forget the stills like the one above. I mean, c'mon.....

Exploding Watermelons Terrorize China!!!

Ok, so maybe that headline is a tiny bit of a stretch. But I'm still a little worried for the Chinese watermelon population. Actually, I'm more worried for the human population. The effects of all this frankenfood mean more than just fruit shrapnel. The farmers are going to feed this chemical laden stuff to pigs, and then what happens to those pigs? Biomagnification anyone?

PORK! Now with more magical glowey powers!

I always knew pork was the magical meat. To be honest, I'm not sure what I really make of the story. But I do believe in the super powers of swine flesh. Also, the image above comes from a Google images search, and it most likely a Photoshop forgery that seems to be making its way around teh interwebz.

Would I eat glowing meat? Well, if I could get a fuzzy prehensile tail out of the deal, I'd probably have several courses of the stuff.

Iron Chef Got It Right

Last night I had a chance to watch Iron Chef - Battle Prosciutto.

Seeing something like candied prosciutto being made just reenforces a very important and very well known truth. In fact, I'd call it a law of nature. CLICK HERE for the explanation of law.

Man Dies From Eating Corned Beef Sandwich

This story actually brings a tear to my eye. Corned beef is usually a magical food that induces happiness and love.

Kraft's Cheese Cave

When I think cheese cave, usually that brings to mind artisan cheeses from Europe.  I take solace in the fact that this place is much more of a bunker than a cave.

The other, other, OTHER white meat

People have been eating whale meat for centuries. And while it's clearly not a good, sustainable source of protein, I can't help but wonder what it tastes like. Apparently, school kids in Japan are getting a chance right now.

Do you serve Obama Fingers with watermelon salad?

So, I can't say I wouldn't eat Obama Fingers. Or really most of the things on this list. I can tell you with certainty though that the microwaveable pork rinds are in fact pretty frikkin killer. I've had them on occasion. It's like delicious pork popcorn happiness.

Chocolate chip pancakes wrapped around a breakfast sausage? That's some high end gourmet right there. Can't beat that.

Give Me One Good Reason Not to Order this

Just one good reason... and I'll probably still buy it any way.

The Mystery of the Red Bees of Red Hook

This is actually pretty incredible. You are what you eat!

Any Relation to Rock Lobsters?

The name is somewhat unappetizing, but I bet you've eaten meat from one, and not even known it.

yup

Make a Meat Head

mmmmm... meat.....

Sticky Rice is Secret Ingredient in Great Wall of China's Strength

The wall was hungry. It just wanted to nom on some rice.