Scientists create lasers from human kidney cells

Oh, and for good measure, they threw in some glowing jellyfish protein. 

PEW PEW PEW!  We are officially one step closer to giving me laser beam eyes!

Mooman milk?

Cows that produce human milk?  What's next, Wolves that can shoot spider webs?  Actually, that would be kinda cool...

Thanks Mike N. for the tip!!

YAY! SCIENCE!

RFI Tags Help Track British Bee Brain Damage

Next stop... Mind control! 

Scientists Reach Milestone On Way To Artificial Life

Still trying to figure out if this is cool or creepy. I'm leaning towards creepy. It's only a matter of time before the Cylons take over.

Constructing concrete domes to fight the oil spill

I'm still not quite sure if these are brilliant or insane.

Has Noah's Ark Been Found?

Did this group find Noah's Ark, or did they just make a vague, ambiguous movie in Chinese?

In Safety Study, Sheep on Meth Are Shocked With Tasers

Every single part of this story, from title to photo is brilliant and fantastic. Simply AMAZING!! WOW!

I don't know what any of you are doing later, but I'll be shocking my meth addicted sheep with Tasers. Now that's a party.

Cosmic Rays May Have Driven Toyota Vehicles Crazy

I guess this means they need better tinfoil hats. 

In pictures, the animals we've made glow

OOOOOOOOOOOOO PRETTY!

In all seriousness though, how do we get me to glow in the dark? That's been a dream of mine for about a million  years.

'Super' Tomatoes

Supposedly these little red orbs of genetic engineering have a longer shelf life. All I can think of is Tomacco.

Scientists plan to bring extinct Ox back from the dead

In the newest chapter of Dr. Frankenstein's ongoing adventures, we bring you the Aurochs

I mean, who doesn't want a giant Ox for a pet? I know I do.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cell Phone Radiation Could Improve Memory, Fight Alzheimer's

Cell Phone Radiation Could Improve Memory, Fight Alzheimer's : TreeHugger

Really? And what about all those studies that told us we're getting crazy brain cancer from cell phones? 

DIY X-Ray Photos

So, according to Popular Science Magazine, taking your own x-ray photos is easy AND fun. Anyone want to give it a try? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Scientists Develop Rot-Proof Apple that Stays Fresh for 4 Months

  Scientists Develop Rot-Proof Apple that Stays Fresh for 4 Months : TreeHugger

No thanks, I'll pass on the frankenfruit.

Is the Large Hadron Collider Being Destroyed by Malicious Forces from the Future?

Is the Large Hadron Collider Being Destroyed by Malicious Forces from the Future? | GOOD

Real physicists have theorized this.  This is one of those articles you have to read to believe. This has been making the news rounds.

Personally, my money was on dinosaur ninjas from the past, but future particles work too.

$300,000 Spent Surveying Plutonium-Tainted Jack Rabbit Turds In Washington State

USD$300,000 Spent Surveying Plutonium-Tainted Jack Rabbit Turds In Washington State : TreeHugger


Not sure what I like more, the title or the picture.

Plutonium! It's just fun to say...  (Adam Sandler fans should be laughing).

Mice Levitated in Lab

Mice Levitated in Lab | LiveScience

Science 1, Gravity 0

Thanks to Tom C for the tip off.

Would the Human Race Survive a Zombie Attack?

Would the Human Race Survive a Zombie Attack? Scientists Say it's Unlikely : TreeHugger

You know, the author of this story brings up a VERY good point. Why are scientists concerned about this? Really now.... I don't like the look of this.

Interesting shaped mushroom named after frog expert

mushroom named after frog expert: Scientific American Blog

Yup, an... interesting shaped mushroom is named after a frog expert. Because that's completely logical.

Mushroom shape slightly NSFW.