Scientists create lasers from human kidney cells

Oh, and for good measure, they threw in some glowing jellyfish protein. 

PEW PEW PEW!  We are officially one step closer to giving me laser beam eyes!

Mooman milk?

Cows that produce human milk?  What's next, Wolves that can shoot spider webs?  Actually, that would be kinda cool...

Thanks Mike N. for the tip!!

YAY! SCIENCE!

Ball Lightning May Be All in Your Head

Personally, I think ball lightning is real, but very rare. Unless you count the laser beams of ball lightning that shoot from my eyes. In that case, it is pretty common.

In Safety Study, Sheep on Meth Are Shocked With Tasers

Every single part of this story, from title to photo is brilliant and fantastic. Simply AMAZING!! WOW!

I don't know what any of you are doing later, but I'll be shocking my meth addicted sheep with Tasers. Now that's a party.

Dead Pigs: Scientists' Latest Tool in Understanding Ocean Dead Zones

I'd call it a waste of bacon, but I guess it's OK because it is for science.

In pictures, the animals we've made glow

OOOOOOOOOOOOO PRETTY!

In all seriousness though, how do we get me to glow in the dark? That's been a dream of mine for about a million  years.

'Super' Tomatoes

Supposedly these little red orbs of genetic engineering have a longer shelf life. All I can think of is Tomacco.

Scientists plan to bring extinct Ox back from the dead

In the newest chapter of Dr. Frankenstein's ongoing adventures, we bring you the Aurochs

I mean, who doesn't want a giant Ox for a pet? I know I do.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stem cell therapy restores British man's eyesight

And here's an example of why stem cells are important.

DIY X-Ray Photos

So, according to Popular Science Magazine, taking your own x-ray photos is easy AND fun. Anyone want to give it a try? Yeah, I didn't think so.

New Species Discovered Thanks to Vomiting Snake

New Species Discovered Thanks to Vomiting Snake : TreeHugger


How come I can't get paid to write articles like this one? How come I can't get paid to do anything these days... but I digress.

Sometimes, science happens in the strangest places.

Scientists Create Bacteria that Lights Up Around Landmines

Scientists Create Bacteria that Lights Up Around Landmines

India Asteroid Killed Dinosaurs, Made Largest Crater?

India Asteroid Killed Dinosaurs, Made Largest Crater?

What's with all the meteor stories today? The rainbow colored crater isn't exactly scary.

Is this the Gov't way of preparing us for imminent space rock doom?

Is the Large Hadron Collider Being Destroyed by Malicious Forces from the Future?

Is the Large Hadron Collider Being Destroyed by Malicious Forces from the Future? | GOOD

Real physicists have theorized this.  This is one of those articles you have to read to believe. This has been making the news rounds.

Personally, my money was on dinosaur ninjas from the past, but future particles work too.

Vegetarian Spider?

"Surreal" Vegetarian Spider Found -- A First

So, I believe in universal balance. That means out there somewhere is a giant carnivorous gorilla. Now there's a plot for a horror movie. Crazy giant carnivorous gorillas. Or a name for a metal band.

Gene therapy fixes color blindness in monkey

Gene therapy fixes color blindness in monkeys - More health news- msnbc.com

ME ME ME!!!! I WANT IT FIRST!!!!

No, really, I seriously need this. I have no idea what is in the above image.

More Hermaphrodite Fish in U.S. Rivers

More Hermaphrodite Fish in U.S. Rivers: Discovery News

Just name them all Pat

Mice Levitated in Lab

Mice Levitated in Lab | LiveScience

Science 1, Gravity 0

Thanks to Tom C for the tip off.

Would the Human Race Survive a Zombie Attack?

Would the Human Race Survive a Zombie Attack? Scientists Say it's Unlikely : TreeHugger

You know, the author of this story brings up a VERY good point. Why are scientists concerned about this? Really now.... I don't like the look of this.