I still say he's the most viable candidate for ANY political office.

Oh yes.

It's a HAT!

A good friend once taught me that if it's on your head, it's a HAT. I guess the same can be said for toilet seat/ribbon hybrid creatures. This one though is apparently a cut above the rest. It sold for over $130,000 on ebay.

Maybe the end times/rapture/Ragnarok is just a few days late?

Bladder 'pacemaker' can fix overactive bladder

If you suffer from urinary issues, I guess this could be a medical miracle. For the rest of us, terrifying.  I'm just not sure I want electrical devices running rampant below my belt.

Is this why I have no comments on any of my posts?

So, apparently, this woman drove 4 hours to go kill a rude internet commenter. And failed.

I, on the other hand, succeed in ALL that I do. Especially when it comes to blogging. OK, that's a lie. I fail at everything, especially blogging.

Tokyo's 'oldest man' had been dead for 30 years

Well, this puts a damper on things I guess.

Heidi Montag fires Spencer as her manager, hires psychic healer

I try to avoid anything celebrity related, but this is honestly just too good.

Jamie Oliver Meets Some Kids who Can't Identify Fruits and Vegetables

I'm sorry, this is really really sad.

The Smallest and the Tallest

awww, this is actually cute. Check out the video below.



Thanks Weird Universe for the link!

Screw-in Coffin

Yes, A screw-in coffin.

You need to read this article. They show options for the top that include a cross, a duck and a fish. By the time I'm ready for mine, SCUBA flags better be an option or I'm coming back to haunt them!  WORD!

Neo-Nazi Stage Mom Seeks a New Line of Work

Well here's a nice little heart-warming story for you.

I'd love to see an out of control city bus have a "date" with these folks.

Anyone disagree?

BREAKING NEWS!! ''Long Island Lolita'' Amy Fisher to bare all for Haiti

According to the badly written press release I've just read:

The Scene which is a adult entertainment lounge in Commack, Long Island is hosting Amy Fisher for a special performance on January 23, 2010. It will feature the return of International porn star Amy Fisher back to the stage of her native home of Long Island. The adult club plans on donating a portion of Amy Fishers show to the Haitian disaster relief effort. The famous woman who is known once was known as the "Long Island Lolita" by the age of 17 became a porn star in 2007. The Scene is located at 70 Vanderbilt Motor Parkway in Commack. Ms. Fishers show will be completely nude.

 

NOW THAT'S CLASSY!!!!

Surprise! Radioactive Water Jugs Not as Healthy as Advertised

Surprise! Radioactive Water Jugs Not as Healthy as Advertised


YEAH! Gonna drink me some radioactive water! HULK SMASH!

Blagojevich: "I'm blacker than Barack Obama"

Crazy is as Crazy does. Yup. And that's some crazy right there.

Police Search for Woman Who Trashed Kansas City McDonalds

Police Search for Woman Who Trashed Kansas City McDonalds - Slashfood
Dude, it's a burger... so not worth it.

Hit the link for the video.

A new WORLD RECORD (for paper airplane flights anyhow)

All 26.1 seconds were captured on video. Hit this link to see.

Stem cell therapy restores British man's eyesight

And here's an example of why stem cells are important.

Quadriplegic man wins right to go hunting

Yes, you read that title correctly.

I supposed that since we have pet anal bum covers now (SNL reference right there, ya like that?) we might as well allow this to happen.

Stephen Hawking can now play Rambo in the next movie. Because you know they'll make at least 4 more of those.

True Cause of Road Rage: Exposure to Gas Fumes?

True Cause of Road Rage: Exposure to Gas Fumes? : TreeHugger


So does this mean that cooking turkey on your engine contributes to road rage? Does the tryptophan help negate this effect?

Fat of up to 60 bodies used in Italian cosmetics

Fat of up to 60 bodies used in Italian cosmetics | World News | News.com.au

Sounds like someone watched Fight Club too many times. Tyler Durden isn't exactly a role model.

Also, great picture in the article.

Sometimes there are other web site worth reading on the internet

People of Walmart  always makes my day. Seriously, amazing stuff.