WHEN HAIR COMBS ATTACK!!

Well, not quite, but for this girl, combing you hair could be deadly.

I actually heard this story on the radio this morning, but they quickly took the story down. Who knows how true any of it is. I'm actually more upset that I googled "evil hair brush" and couldn't find any examples of evil anthropomorphic hair accessories.

Sacramento Plastic Surgeon on the Possibility of Breast Implant Bombs

Bad Syfy movie anyone?

Kitchens are no longer just for Sammiches any more

 

If you are this enterprising gentleman, your kitchen is also home to a nuclear reactor. You know, I could think of a few safer project to undertake in my kitchen. Like breeding Unicorns.

The Hoffsicle

So, two things.

1) Does anyone else notice that he's got fangs?

2) "I licked it, and it tasted great"

I still say he's the most viable candidate for ANY political office.

Oh yes.

It's a HAT!

A good friend once taught me that if it's on your head, it's a HAT. I guess the same can be said for toilet seat/ribbon hybrid creatures. This one though is apparently a cut above the rest. It sold for over $130,000 on ebay.

Maybe the end times/rapture/Ragnarok is just a few days late?

Sometimes, you takes these things for granted

 Everything about this story is awesome. From the Weird Universe piece to the title of the actual news article it came from. "A Happy Ending for a Farmer's Anus Woes". Seriously. How can you not love an article with that kind of title?

I am pretty happy for the farmer, I have to say.

The Tea Party Hates Renters

 

Boing Boing points out a fairly interesting revelation today:

"the founders of the country originally put 'certain restrictions on who gets the right to vote. One of those was you had to be a property owner. And that makes a lot of sense, because if you're a property owner you actually have a vested stake in the community. If you're not a property owner, you know, I'm sorry but property owners have a little bit more of a vested interest in the community than non-property owners.'"

Brilliance! 

Thanks Melli for the tip.

Is this why I have no comments on any of my posts?

So, apparently, this woman drove 4 hours to go kill a rude internet commenter. And failed.

I, on the other hand, succeed in ALL that I do. Especially when it comes to blogging. OK, that's a lie. I fail at everything, especially blogging.

Spray-On Shirts

This was a Saturday Night Live skit a while back. Now it's epic reality.

Bog Snorkelling

That's one of the funniest names I've ever heard. It honestly sounds like... never mind...

Looks like Long Pig is on the menu

To quote:

"A restaurant is due to open in September in Berlin, Germany. In preparation for opening the restaurant, Flime, is advertising for volunteers to donate body parts to be cooked and served to diners."

This is why the intertubes were invented

So that men like this could have a forum. Video after the jump.

fashionable" and "polyurethane" do not go together

They just don't. 

Thanks to this guy for the article title.

Tokyo's 'oldest man' had been dead for 30 years

Well, this puts a damper on things I guess.

As seen at Stony Brook University

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The most insane collection of insanity on the web

Thank you Impossible Shot writer for alerting me to this web site. This is by far the worst, most frightening site on the web. I... I don't really know where to begin.

Beck Falsely Claims Navy Not Involved In Oil Spill Clean Up

Just FYI. The man is still completely insane. And also isn't a fan of the truth.

Spider Man Rubik's Platypus?

Sometimes, I really do want to make long winded comments about things. But I just don't know how to for items like this. 

German fans want revenge grilling of oracle octopus

So basically, the Germans said "KILL IT WITH FIRE". I'd eat it.