Scientists create lasers from human kidney cells

Oh, and for good measure, they threw in some glowing jellyfish protein. 

PEW PEW PEW!  We are officially one step closer to giving me laser beam eyes!

Taser Grenade

Officially official. Just about the most terrifying thing I can think of. Ever.

I'm calling this one weird news

 Transocean awards bonuses ‘for safety’ in 2010

 Yup, you read that correctly. The company that "power-washed the gulf with oil" gave safety bonuses.

Maybe less  weird, more sickening. I report, you decide.

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Yup. Monkey riding a goat.

The most insane collection of insanity on the web

Thank you Impossible Shot writer for alerting me to this web site. This is by far the worst, most frightening site on the web. I... I don't really know where to begin.

"The End of History" - a beer, in an animal skin.

Well, to be honest, I think they drank a little too much of this beer before deciding what to package it in. This group also produces a beer called Tactical Nuclear Penguin, so, they are an interesting bunch. Personally, I prefer to drink my alcoholic beverages out still living creatures, but that's really just me.

South African gamblers smoke endangered vulture brains for luck

Yup. You read that correctly. I clearly missed out on the best parts of college.

Thank you Impossible Shot writer for alerting me to this absolutely mind-blowingly important story.

In Safety Study, Sheep on Meth Are Shocked With Tasers

Every single part of this story, from title to photo is brilliant and fantastic. Simply AMAZING!! WOW!

I don't know what any of you are doing later, but I'll be shocking my meth addicted sheep with Tasers. Now that's a party.

This web site is important

This site is even more important than my blog. Mostly because people actually READ this blog.

HOLY CRAP! WTFBBQ~~~!!

Everyone in the world needs to see this. Over and over again. Why are there Japanese subtitles?????

Please explain to me what the heck this is

No, really what the heck is this for?

The fact that a product like this exists scares the the daylights out of me.

BREAKING NEWS!! ''Long Island Lolita'' Amy Fisher to bare all for Haiti

According to the badly written press release I've just read:

The Scene which is a adult entertainment lounge in Commack, Long Island is hosting Amy Fisher for a special performance on January 23, 2010. It will feature the return of International porn star Amy Fisher back to the stage of her native home of Long Island. The adult club plans on donating a portion of Amy Fishers show to the Haitian disaster relief effort. The famous woman who is known once was known as the "Long Island Lolita" by the age of 17 became a porn star in 2007. The Scene is located at 70 Vanderbilt Motor Parkway in Commack. Ms. Fishers show will be completely nude.

 

NOW THAT'S CLASSY!!!!

Quadriplegic man wins right to go hunting

Yes, you read that title correctly.

I supposed that since we have pet anal bum covers now (SNL reference right there, ya like that?) we might as well allow this to happen.

Stephen Hawking can now play Rambo in the next movie. Because you know they'll make at least 4 more of those.

Rear Gear- Butt Covers for your Cat and Dog

Yup. It's real. World over. They actually charge $5 for this. That's about $10 more than it should be.

Man Invents Electric Lobster Taser...and It's PETA Approved

Man Invents Electric Lobster Taser...and It's PETA Approved : TreeHugger


Sooo, all I can hear in my head is Beavis and Butthead going "THE CHAIR, THE CHAIR, THE CHAIR".

If I had to chose between electrocution and being boiled alive, I have to say, it's kind of a touch choice.

I really love the last line of the article "Restaurants will be able to shell out between £1,000 and £2,000 per machine, which comes in single stun or a continuous flow stunner for processing more than one lobster."

Dino D-Day Features Nazi Dinosaurs = BEST VIDEO GAME EVER!

Dino D-Day Features Nazi Dinosaurs : Discovery News

WOOHOO!!!

Wolfenstein eat your heart out!!

The best part, this comes to you via Discovery Channel News. That means it's all like official science and junk. 

Baguette Dropped From Bird's Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider (Really)

File this one under "you just can't make this stuff up"

Apparently, a bird has dropped a piece of bread into the LHC and shut it down once again.

I love the graphic popular science used, so I'm re-posting it (that's blogger talk for stealing).

Big thanks to John G for the tip!

Taylor Swift <3 Nazis?

So, just read this post, and tell me what you think.

First they use them for fuel, now they toss them?

American love to toss around a baseball, or a pigskin (football), but apparently children in New Zealand are all about the dead rabbit tossing. Not sure what else to say here. Any comments?