Mud-Eating Miracle Fish

No, it's not the name of some new emo band. It's an actual fish. A pretty one too.

Salmon Flavored Vodka

See, there are times when I wish I was kidding. This is one of them.

What kind of drugs do you need to be on to decide that fish vodka is a good idea? After you invent fish vodka, do you go outside, look at random blotches of stars and decide to invent your own constellations?

Rare Pancake Batfish Battered by BP Spill, May Not Make It

That's actually kind of sad. What a neat looking fish.

Invisible Ninja Sharks

FRIKKIN SWEET!!!!! This is what happens when you splice shark and ninja DNA.

Handed Fish!

Fishies with hands! Creepy and cute!

Man Dies After Swamp Eel Eats His Bowels

I... no words... just... yeah.... That HAD to hurt.

Transgenic trout with "six pack" abs

Do not want! Honestly, we've been selectively breeding animals of all kinds for centuries, but transgenics makes me a bit nervous.

120 Million Crabs Take to the Streets

120 Million Crabs Take to the Streets on Island : TreeHugger

 Hahahahah  They have crabs hahaha. Get it... hahaha... wow, I'm not funny.

I'd cook 'm and eat 'm.

New Strawberry Crab Discovered Off Coast of Taiwan

New Strawberry Crab Discovered Off Coast of Taiwan

OOOOOOOOOOO pretty!! See, it's now seafood AND a fruit. A full meal in one. 

Japan Makes Sustainable Sake Bottles From Squid Skin

Yup. You read that correctly. Squid skin. Anyone traveling to Japan? I seriously need one of these.

I'll even pay top dollar.

Man Invents Electric Lobster Taser...and It's PETA Approved

Man Invents Electric Lobster Taser...and It's PETA Approved : TreeHugger


Sooo, all I can hear in my head is Beavis and Butthead going "THE CHAIR, THE CHAIR, THE CHAIR".

If I had to chose between electrocution and being boiled alive, I have to say, it's kind of a touch choice.

I really love the last line of the article "Restaurants will be able to shell out between £1,000 and £2,000 per machine, which comes in single stun or a continuous flow stunner for processing more than one lobster."

Giant Smalleye Stingray Caught on Film

BBC - Earth News - First film of a 'giant' stingray


Sorry, I tried to find a picture of the ray, but it's so rare, I couldn't find any. Hit the link above for the video. A truly majestic creature.

World's Deepest Living Fish Caught On Camera

World's Deepest Living Fish Caught On Camera : TreeHugger

This is just plain cool.

Glow-in-the-Dark Shark

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  IT GLOWS!!!


Check out the article too. It's really interesting.

Great White Almost Bites Smaller Great White In Half

No Beach For Me: 'Monster' Great White Almost Bites Smaller Great White In Half - Geekologie

Frikkin sick! 

Bizarre New Fish Discovered

Bizarre New Fish Discovered

Can't eat it, not interested.

A fish this big that's new to science is pretty cool.

More Hermaphrodite Fish in U.S. Rivers

More Hermaphrodite Fish in U.S. Rivers: Discovery News

Just name them all Pat

Lionfish Hunters assure us that lionfish tastes just like chicken

Lionfish Hunters assure us that lionfish tastes just like chicken | Reef Builders -The Reef Aquarium Blog


I've seen lionfish underwater in NY. Not a fun fish to run into. Not fun at all.

Fish Return to Paris River?

Salmon in the City: Fish Return to Paris River


Look, I'll be honest. I simply don't believe it.

Researchers Hope to Revive Jamaica Bay Oysters

WCBS NEWSRADIO 880 - Researchers Hope to Revive Jamaica Bay Oysters

Oysters are actually a very important part of the ecosystem. I do hope they come back.