I might have to re-think my feelings for this holiday

EPIC. METAL. CHRISTMAS!!

OK, so the metal is kinda cool, but I'm not switching sides.

So where were you when the big one hit?

OMG EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!  AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

So, yeah, it was kinda cool,but largely a non-issue for most people. Just a lil' shakin'.

I'm just waiting for all the awesome conspiracy theories about Muslim socialist aliens from planet Snooki conspiring to kill us all and take over the world.

Glowsticks in a blender

SO PRETTY!

New Chupacabra sighting?

If you are in the mood to believe this guy on CNN, we may have some more photographic evidence of the elusive Chupacabra. One of my favorite cryptids. Or, it's just a mangy coyote.

Biologists and dolphins have created a new inter-species language

So are the humans learning dolphin, or are the dolphins learning human? Either way, this is pretty awesome. It also just backs up the claim by Douglas Adams that Dolphins are the smartest creatures on earth. I don't disagree.

I would love to talk to dolphins. Maybe find out some good SCUBA destinations.

Thanks Meghan for the tip!!!

And on the 11th day, the lord said... LET THERE BE MORE BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD!

They return this summer. And the world shall rejoice.

So, it's been an embarassingly long time since I've posted anything.

Does this video explain why/count as an excuse for being too busy to post?

CHUPACABRA!!!

VERY MUCH ONE OF MY FAVORITE CRYPTIDS!!

What Happens When You Smash Nitroglycerin With a Hammer in 600x Slow Motion?

THIS  HAPPENS!!!! FRIKKIN AWESOME!!!

Hit the junp for video.

Archimedes' "Death Ray" Really Works. On Pirates.

HOLY SUPER AWESOMENESS!!!  I know what I'm doing this weekend.....

Invisible Ninja Sharks

FRIKKIN SWEET!!!!! This is what happens when you splice shark and ninja DNA.

Ninjas rescue student from muggers

SEE, NINJAS ARE AWESOME!!!!!

AMAZING! Photos of Sperm Whale Eating Giant Squid!!

You have to check these pictures out. Simply amazing.

Scuba Divers Set World Record

Scuba Divers Set World Record

According to Guinness World Records, 2,500 scuba divers set a new world record Monday for the largest mass dive. I am VERY disappointed that I was not invited to participate.

Holy freaking amazing with a GLOWING cherry on top!!!

Strange! Humans Glow in Visible Light - Yahoo! News

I've wanted to glow in the dark since I was like -30. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMGOMOMGOMGOG AHHHHHHHH!!!! TOO MUCH AMAZING!!!

Awesome: These Garage Door Covers - Geekologie

Awesome: These Garage Door Covers - Geekologie

Once again, Geekoligie FTW (For The Win) I want photo to be of an ice cream truck covered in human skulls in my garage.

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Sicknasty pimpalicious.