Scientist Killed by Non-Killing Strain of The Plague

I guess the plague didn't get the memo.

Archimedes' "Death Ray" Really Works. On Pirates.

HOLY SUPER AWESOMENESS!!!  I know what I'm doing this weekend.....

Screw-in Coffin

Yes, A screw-in coffin.

You need to read this article. They show options for the top that include a cross, a duck and a fish. By the time I'm ready for mine, SCUBA flags better be an option or I'm coming back to haunt them!  WORD!

Shroud of Turin Not Jesus', Tomb Discovery Suggests

As reported by the National Geographic Society, a burial shroud, dated to be from the time of Jesus is significantly different from the shroud of Turin. This furthers the claim that the Shroud of Turin is not in fact the shroud that covered Jesus.

My personal favorite theory is that the shroud is one of the world's first photographs, taken by Leonardo da Vinci.

Self-help course led to woman's suicide

I call this one an EPIC self help fail. 

Body Part Mummified With Ancient Egyptian Recipe

Body Part Mummified With Ancient Egyptian Recipe : Discovery News

I'm sorry, I don't find mummy to be edible, no matter what recipe is used. It's just not for me. 

Edgar Allan Poe to Finally Get Proper Funeral

Edgat Allen Poe will finally get the funeral he deserves

A brilliant writer fo' sho'.

World's Oldest Person Ate Crispy Bacon and Fried Chicken

This woman is my hero. She lived to be 115, and spent her remainig years eating all of the things I love. She's amazing.

Would the Human Race Survive a Zombie Attack?

Would the Human Race Survive a Zombie Attack? Scientists Say it's Unlikely : TreeHugger

You know, the author of this story brings up a VERY good point. Why are scientists concerned about this? Really now.... I don't like the look of this.

Killer Spices Can "Season" Pests to Death

Killer Spices Can "Season" Pests to Death

mmmmmmmmmm delicious death...

Acid-spitting death worm

Acid-spitting death worm hunt | Herald Sun

No, not some new Death Metal band, a cryptoid. I really dig the name.

Man bursts into flames after Taser shock

Man bursts into flames after Taser shock

See, Tasers kill. End of story.

Huge blob of Arctic goo floats past Slope communities

Huge blob of Arctic goo floats past Slope communities: Arctic Alaska | adn.com

Mike N. passed this story on to me. Should I thank him for it? Or should we all just hide under our beds before the blobs gets us all. I guess it's cool that he gave me the heads up so I have enough time to move as far from the coast as I can.

Man Dies after Falling Into Vat of Chocolate in NJ

1010wins.com - Man Dies after Falling Into Vat of Chocolate in NJ

Thanks to Laurie for the tip. As she said "Death by chocolate".

I just hope they didn't actually use that batch.

Rip mike jackson

Rip mike jackson :(

Most unique funeral home ever

You know, with every post to this blog, I'm more frightened of the world.

Check out this place

David Carradine has passed away

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/04/david-carradine-dead-foun_n_211292.html

Very very sad news. It appears to have been suicide.

Monkey Steals the Peach. OUCH!

Monkey Steals the Peach

This lovely bit of martial arts mayhem comes to you from www.weirduniverse.com

Not for the faint of heart!

Autonomous sniper system combines Xbox 360 controller, .338 rifle for deadly drone action

Autonomous sniper system combines Xbox 360 controller, .338 rifle for deadly drone action

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The Flaming Bacon Lance of Death!

Thanks to Leo B for the delicious tip!

Bacon lance, and vegan-friendly cucumber lance in action

I want this for my birthday