I wonder what MADD has to say about this

They mounted wine bottles to their bikes. And these women get paid oodles and oodles of money. To be lushes. Yup. Awesome.

"The End of History" - a beer, in an animal skin.

Well, to be honest, I think they drank a little too much of this beer before deciding what to package it in. This group also produces a beer called Tactical Nuclear Penguin, so, they are an interesting bunch. Personally, I prefer to drink my alcoholic beverages out still living creatures, but that's really just me.

Salmon Flavored Vodka

See, there are times when I wish I was kidding. This is one of them.

What kind of drugs do you need to be on to decide that fish vodka is a good idea? After you invent fish vodka, do you go outside, look at random blotches of stars and decide to invent your own constellations?

Drunk Up To Their Eyeballs

So, apparently the new fad in drinking is pouring Vodka directly into your eye. Considering the news source is a branch of Fox News, I'm leaning towards urban legend, but still pretty great none the less.

BACON BEER! BACON BEER!

YES!! DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS!!

Japan Makes Sustainable Sake Bottles From Squid Skin

Yup. You read that correctly. Squid skin. Anyone traveling to Japan? I seriously need one of these.

I'll even pay top dollar.

Tactical Nuclear Penguin

BrewDog Tactical Nuclear Penguin: 32% beer sets world record* | Beernews.org


That's one of the best names for anything ever. It reminds me of the little penguins with missiles on their backs from Batman Returns.

Top 10 Weird Uses for Vodka

Top 10 Weird Uses for Vodka - Save Money and Reduce Chemicals with Alcohol - thedailygreen.com


This is actually a pretty cool article.

wine shields cancer patients from radiation side effects

wine shields cancer patients from radiation side effects | Wine Tasting Guy

Bacon.Beer

Bacon Beer By Brooklyn Brewery Will Rule Them All - Gothamist

And for my next trick, I become an alcoholic......

Brewing Beer From 45-Million-Year-Old Yeast

Amber Ale: Brewing Beer From 45-Million-Year-Old Yeast

I'm dying to try this. It's like drinking some dinosaur. Delicious.

Beer in a pouch

Beer in a pouch doesn't add metallic tastes, easy to fill | DVICE

Since I'm on a roll posting about beer stuff today...

9,000-year-old brew hitting the shelves this summer: Scientific American Blog

9,000-year-old brew hitting the shelves this summer: Scientific American Blog

Many thanks to my fine, talented friends over at Lush Life Productions for this story! I don't really want to admit it, but yes, I found out about this using twitter. No, I don't have a twitter account. OK, so I lied.

I really want to try this stuff.

Happy Kentucky Derby Day!

Dale's Mint Julep from Lush Life on Vimeo.

Big shout out to our friends over at Lush Life!

Powdered Alcohol

They'll Never Find It!: Powdered Alcohol - Geekologie

Because kool-aid just ain't snazzy enough

Officer cut from underage drinking task force after photo shows her drinking with minors - al.com

Officer cut from underage drinking task force after photo shows her drinking with minors - al.com

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