Drunk Up To Their Eyeballs

So, apparently the new fad in drinking is pouring Vodka directly into your eye. Considering the news source is a branch of Fox News, I'm leaning towards urban legend, but still pretty great none the less.

Japan Makes Sustainable Sake Bottles From Squid Skin

Yup. You read that correctly. Squid skin. Anyone traveling to Japan? I seriously need one of these.

I'll even pay top dollar.

Tactical Nuclear Penguin

BrewDog Tactical Nuclear Penguin: 32% beer sets world record* | Beernews.org


That's one of the best names for anything ever. It reminds me of the little penguins with missiles on their backs from Batman Returns.

Top 10 Weird Uses for Vodka

Top 10 Weird Uses for Vodka - Save Money and Reduce Chemicals with Alcohol - thedailygreen.com


This is actually a pretty cool article.

Practice calling home and telling Mom your got a DUI.

Utahns can now practice DUI jail call - Yahoo! News

Beer in a pouch

Beer in a pouch doesn't add metallic tastes, easy to fill | DVICE

Since I'm on a roll posting about beer stuff today...

9,000-year-old brew hitting the shelves this summer: Scientific American Blog

9,000-year-old brew hitting the shelves this summer: Scientific American Blog

Many thanks to my fine, talented friends over at Lush Life Productions for this story! I don't really want to admit it, but yes, I found out about this using twitter. No, I don't have a twitter account. OK, so I lied.

I really want to try this stuff.

Beer Pong and Cigarettes

More “Beer Pong” News

"Scouts on a camping trip were given beer and cigarettes by their scoutmaster..."

Sigh... I remember the good old days as a Boy Scout...

Amish teen ticketed for having beer in buggy

Amish teen ticketed for having beer in buggy

I'm not as think as you drunk I am

SOBEaR the robot panda bartender thinks you've had one too many

Taking a Shot With Kosher Tequila

Taking a Shot With Kosher Tequila - City Room Blog - NYTimes.com

But is it Kosher for Passover?

Happy Kentucky Derby Day!

Dale's Mint Julep from Lush Life on Vimeo.

Big shout out to our friends over at Lush Life!

Powdered Alcohol

They'll Never Find It!: Powdered Alcohol - Geekologie

Because kool-aid just ain't snazzy enough

Officer cut from underage drinking task force after photo shows her drinking with minors - al.com

Officer cut from underage drinking task force after photo shows her drinking with minors - al.com

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