Showing posts with label children. Show all posts
Showing posts with label children. Show all posts
Monday, February 22, 2010
Choke Proof Hotdog?
Apparently the American Academy of Pediatrics wants foods like hot dogs to come with a warning label. They'd also like a re-design on the hotdog, to help combat choking. Personally, I like my wieners shaped the way they are, but hey, some kind of lumpy corkscrew shape sounds kinda cool too. I wonder how they'll fit into buns.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
First they use them for fuel, now they toss them?
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Mom, after 13 beers, can't recover custody of kids
Mom, after 13 beers, can't recover custody of kids - Yahoo! News
I'm not as think as you drunk I am!! Now get in the car! Let's go for a ride! Peeeee!
Parenting FAIL!
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Don't forget to send in your taxes!
A little known tax fact:
http://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc357.html
Topic 357 - Tax Information for Parents of Kidnapped Children
You may claim a kidnapped child as your dependent if the following requirements are met:
1. The child must be presumed by law enforcement to have been kidnapped by someone who is not a member of your family or a member of the child's family, and
2. The child had, for the taxable year in which the kidnapping occurred, the same principal place of abode as the taxpayer for more than one-half of the portion of such year before the date of kidnapping.
If both of these requirements are met, the child may meet the requirements for purposes of determining:
* The dependency exemption
* The child tax credit, and
* Head of household or qualifying widow(er) with dependent child filing status.
This tax treatment will cease to apply as of your first tax year beginning after the calendar year in which either there is a determination that the child is dead or the child would have reached age 18, whichever occurs first.
http://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc357.html
Topic 357 - Tax Information for Parents of Kidnapped Children
You may claim a kidnapped child as your dependent if the following requirements are met:
1. The child must be presumed by law enforcement to have been kidnapped by someone who is not a member of your family or a member of the child's family, and
2. The child had, for the taxable year in which the kidnapping occurred, the same principal place of abode as the taxpayer for more than one-half of the portion of such year before the date of kidnapping.
If both of these requirements are met, the child may meet the requirements for purposes of determining:
* The dependency exemption
* The child tax credit, and
* Head of household or qualifying widow(er) with dependent child filing status.
This tax treatment will cease to apply as of your first tax year beginning after the calendar year in which either there is a determination that the child is dead or the child would have reached age 18, whichever occurs first.
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