Hipsters

After the break, behold the best explanation of hipster speak. Ever. 

Is this why I have no comments on any of my posts?

So, apparently, this woman drove 4 hours to go kill a rude internet commenter. And failed.

I, on the other hand, succeed in ALL that I do. Especially when it comes to blogging. OK, that's a lie. I fail at everything, especially blogging.

Jamie Oliver Meets Some Kids who Can't Identify Fruits and Vegetables

I'm sorry, this is really really sad.

Drunk driver had 49 children in 16-seat taxi

Apparently, he was five times over the legal limit. Yikes.