Hipsters

After the break, behold the best explanation of hipster speak. Ever. 

Sacramento Plastic Surgeon on the Possibility of Breast Implant Bombs

Bad Syfy movie anyone?

The Raid on Bin Laden's compound and social media.

What does a raid on a terrorist compound and the ensuing social media commentary have to do with weird news? Actually, for once, everything.

First off, try to imagine your life 10 years ago. Most of you were still fooling around with beepers, forget cell phones, or any kind of smart phone. Now we live in a world where we people can unwittingly tweet about secret raids. $5 says someone in the neighborhood has cell phone video of it all too. I'll call that weird.

We also interact with our news in ways humans could never have dreamed of in the past. For better or for worse, take this article for example. We've found silly, yet ingenious ways to combine our news, or social media, or whole lives together on the internet. People are reviewing Bin-Laden's compound as if it was a restaurant.

The internet may not be new in the sense that it is a technology that brings us news faster than preceding technologies, but it sure does it in interesting ways.

Is this why I have no comments on any of my posts?

So, apparently, this woman drove 4 hours to go kill a rude internet commenter. And failed.

I, on the other hand, succeed in ALL that I do. Especially when it comes to blogging. OK, that's a lie. I fail at everything, especially blogging.

South African gamblers smoke endangered vulture brains for luck

Yup. You read that correctly. I clearly missed out on the best parts of college.

Thank you Impossible Shot writer for alerting me to this absolutely mind-blowingly important story.

Heidi Montag fires Spencer as her manager, hires psychic healer

I try to avoid anything celebrity related, but this is honestly just too good.

Drunk driver had 49 children in 16-seat taxi

Apparently, he was five times over the legal limit. Yikes.

Neo-Nazi Stage Mom Seeks a New Line of Work

Well here's a nice little heart-warming story for you.

I'd love to see an out of control city bus have a "date" with these folks.

Anyone disagree?

GOP 'Expert' Witness Testifies that He'd Eat Coal Ash on Cereal

All I can say to that headline is "PLEASE, PLEASE, PlEaSE!! COAL ASH IS GOOD FOR YOU!! NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!"

The more coal ash this man eats, the safer we'll all be. Hit the link for the video.

Police Search for Woman Who Trashed Kansas City McDonalds

Police Search for Woman Who Trashed Kansas City McDonalds - Slashfood
Dude, it's a burger... so not worth it.

Hit the link for the video.