Baguette Dropped From Bird's Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider (Really)

File this one under "you just can't make this stuff up"

Apparently, a bird has dropped a piece of bread into the LHC and shut it down once again.

I love the graphic popular science used, so I'm re-posting it (that's blogger talk for stealing).

Big thanks to John G for the tip!

Human Bones Burned to Make "Spirit"- Filled Swords

Human Bones Burned to Make "Spirit"-Filled Swords

So, let's examine this for a moment, shall we:

"By chance, my friend was collecting bones from the deceased. Then I just asked him to give me some human bones for forging swords."

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. By chance. I can see it now...

"Hey, Steve, whatch'a got goin' on there?"
"Oh, not much, just robbing graves and stuff. Want some bones?"
"SURE! I was just about to make some swords, perfect timing".

If you are "relocating graves", shouldn't you make sure that ALL of the bones are used? Just a thought here.

Coolest part, this is the guy that made the Green Destiny from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.

Cuba Runs Out of Toilet Paper

Cuba Runs Out of Toilet Paper - Asylum.com

ummmmm, yup......

'Finger' was neither human nor animal

Scientist: 'Finger' was neither human nor animal - Yahoo! News

So was it vegetable, mineral, or alien?

Woman Dragging Leashed Child Through A Verizon Store

You're Doing It Wrong!: Woman Dragging Leashed Child Through A Verizon Store - Geekologie

Should A New Pathogen Lab Be Built In Tornado Alley ?

Should A New Pathogen Lab Be Built In Tornado Alley : Homeland Security News

Yes folks, this brilliant nugget of news comes to you straigt from the DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY!

Yes, please build this and while you are at it, build a few nuclear power plants around it, and maybe a chemical weapons depot.

Family Sues Genie

Family Sues Genie

Yes, this story is in fact as stupid as it sounds. A family is suing a Genie!

Hitler back in Berlin - in Mel Brooks farce

Hitler back in Berlin - in Mel Brooks farce

Well, here's another "you just can't make this stuff up" piece.