UFO Sighting in Port Jefferson!!

Aliens!

Did they Greys cause the flooding? Did they stop if from getting worse?

Or was the ship just a little off its mark (they usually stop at the studios of WUSB and drop off DJs)?

Thanks Mike N. for the tip!

BREAKING NEWS!! ''Long Island Lolita'' Amy Fisher to bare all for Haiti

According to the badly written press release I've just read:

The Scene which is a adult entertainment lounge in Commack, Long Island is hosting Amy Fisher for a special performance on January 23, 2010. It will feature the return of International porn star Amy Fisher back to the stage of her native home of Long Island. The adult club plans on donating a portion of Amy Fishers show to the Haitian disaster relief effort. The famous woman who is known once was known as the "Long Island Lolita" by the age of 17 became a porn star in 2007. The Scene is located at 70 Vanderbilt Motor Parkway in Commack. Ms. Fishers show will be completely nude.

 

NOW THAT'S CLASSY!!!!

Goats Brought into Long Island Town to Get Rid of Vines

WCBS NEWSRADIO 880 - Goats Brought into Long Island Town to Get Rid of Vines


BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Yay for goat power!

No Salmonella Found in Long Island Plant

WCBS NEWSRADIO 880 - No Salmonella Found in Long Island Plant

I actually didn't know we had a major nut processor on Long Island

http://www.settonfarms.com/

The web site above has more information about the recall.


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