I'm calling this one weird news

 Transocean awards bonuses ‘for safety’ in 2010

 Yup, you read that correctly. The company that "power-washed the gulf with oil" gave safety bonuses.

Maybe less  weird, more sickening. I report, you decide.

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U.S. military pilots speak at The National Press Club: UFOs deactivated nukes

I guess deactivating nukes is better than harvesting our organs?

Hit the jump for the awesome video.

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Oasis of the Seas, world's largest and most lavish cruise ship

What do you say about this ship other than "holy cow, that thing's huge"

At 5 times the size of the titanic, this thing is simply ginourmous. Like, holy crap.

My birthday's coming up, anyone want to buy me a cruise ship? There's a great video of the ship passing under the bridge on the ship's web site: http://www.oasisoftheseas.com/

Blind man sees wife for first time after having a TOOTH implanted into his eye

Blind man sees wife for first time after having a TOOTH implanted into his eye | Mail Online

No, seriously! Apparently this is a new medical procedure that seems to work. I'm really not sure what to say. Talk about eye teeth... OK, don't all groan at once.

Born on 5th Ave

Born on 5th Ave

Yup, exactly what it sounds like.

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Man accused of ketchup theft: Bottle was planted

Man accused of ketchup theft: Bottle was planted

Do you ever ask yourself, what if the conspiracy theorists are right?

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