Showing posts with label disease. Show all posts
Showing posts with label disease. Show all posts

Friday, August 19, 2011

WHEN HAIR COMBS ATTACK!!



Well, not quite, but for this girl, combing you hair could be deadly.

I actually heard this story on the radio this morning, but they quickly took the story down. Who knows how true any of it is. I'm actually more upset that I googled "evil hair brush" and couldn't find any examples of evil anthropomorphic hair accessories.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Rinderpest Animal Disease Nears Extinction



Supposedly, Rinderpest is, or should I say was one of the most deadly lievstock diseases known to man.

In a It looks like there is good news however, and the diseases has almost been wiped off the face of the earth. Vaccine 1, deadly cattle plague 0.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

The Bare Bear




This is what happens when bears play with nair. Actually, it seems to be some kind of skin problem. Kind of sad when you think about it. Now I feel bad for making fun of the bear.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Monday, August 3, 2009

China seals off town after plague kills two

China seals off town after plague kills two | Reuters

Ummmm, say what you want about SARS, H1N1 and all that, but the good old fashioned plague is what really makes me nervous.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Cancer Group Sues Over Hot Dog Dangers


WCBS NEWSRADIO 880 - Cancer Group Sues Over Hot Dog Dangers

Wow. Joey Chestnut must be in line for a world of hurt.

It's not like hot dogs are marketed as a great alternative to salad. It's a HOT DOG! The ultimate mystery meat. Next, they'll want us to put warnings on coffee cups - "caution, contents may be hot". Oh, wait...



Sunday, May 3, 2009

Flu fears alter life at U.S. universities

Flu fears alter life at U.S. universities

More swine flu stupidity. I've really had enough of this stuff.

To the two ladies arguing in the dollar store today:

YOU CAN'T GET SWINE FLU FROM BACON OR PORK CHOPS. YOU ALSO CAN'T GET IT FROM LIVING NEAR A FARM!!!!!! AAAARRRRRG!!!

Thursday, April 30, 2009