Anti Mind Control helmet

SEE! I told you, give it a little time, the crazies will come back.

Can I interest you in a little brain ray blocking?

Is the Large Hadron Collider Being Destroyed by Malicious Forces from the Future?

Is the Large Hadron Collider Being Destroyed by Malicious Forces from the Future? | GOOD

Real physicists have theorized this.  This is one of those articles you have to read to believe. This has been making the news rounds.

Personally, my money was on dinosaur ninjas from the past, but future particles work too.

With kids in car, woman rams boyfriend's truck

With kids in car, Royal Palm Beach woman rams boyfriend's truck near Lake Worth, deputies say

He was drunk, so she had to stop him. Brilliant.

Elderly man arrested in Italy for drugs in oranges

Elderly man arrested in Italy for coke in oranges

Clearly, not miracle fruit.

Obama seeks to change crack sentences

Obama seeks to change crack sentences

This story just reminds me of George Carlin's material. He always did say we needed to star putting some more rich white bankers in jail for drugs. Well, he's not really wrong.