Vampire Moths

In Soviet Russia, MOTHS ARE VAMPIRES!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAIT, AND THEY LET THE MOTHS DRINK THEIR BLOOD???????????????????

Cockroach Brains May Hold New Antibiotics

See what happens when you make Zombies into scientists. They just study brains all day.

RFI Tags Help Track British Bee Brain Damage

Next stop... Mind control! 

The Solution to Australia's Cane Toad Problem is Cat Fod?

Well, indirectly cat food. The cat food attracts ants  (appropriately named Meat Ants) that like to nom on the cane toads. I hear they taste like chicken, poisonous chicken, but chicken none the less.

Bees Equiped With Microchips Help Explain Hive Declines

First come bees with microchips. Next we get sharks with lasers. It won't be long before the animal cyborgs kill us all and take over. Mark my words.

Vegetarian Spider?

"Surreal" Vegetarian Spider Found -- A First

So, I believe in universal balance. That means out there somewhere is a giant carnivorous gorilla. Now there's a plot for a horror movie. Crazy giant carnivorous gorillas. Or a name for a metal band.

Waiter, there's a deadly spider in my grapes

http://www.slashfood.com/2009/10/08/black-widow-spider-found-in-grapes-by-toronto-man/

I prefer my grapes sans insect, but that's just me. The food adventurer in me does wonder a little bit what black widow tastes like. Fortunately, I'm still somewhat sane and don't have that much of a death wish. 

Spider Silk Tapestry Goes on Display at American Museum of Natural History

Spider Silk Tapestry Goes on Display at American Museum of Natural History

That's actually rather beautiful. They say spider silk is stronger than steel, I wonder how strong this tapestry is.

Tick Saliva May Cure Skin, Liver and Pancreas Cancer

Tick Saliva May Cure Skin, Liver and Pancreas Cancer : TreeHugger

I HATE ticks, with a passion. I had no idea they might actually help us one day, not just give us diseases.