Gold Dispensing ATM in Dubai

Well, to be fair, the streets in the new world are paved with gold.

Google Earth helps find El Dorado

Cool story bro, but seriously, where's the gold?

Largest-ever Anglo-Saxon gold hoard unearthed in England

Largest-ever Anglo-Saxon gold hoard unearthed in England - CNN.com

Neat story and all, but the real reason this story made it to a weird news blog is the term used for amateur metal detecting persons. Is detectorist even a real word?

I can haz detectorist?

Gold Pill makes your poop glitter for $425

Gold Pill makes your poop glitter for $425 | DVICE

I don't need these pills. I crap pure platinum. Sometimes, it already has diamonds in it too.