King Tut Was Disabled, Malarial, and Inbred

So, it looks like King Tut wasn't exactly a strapping young lad. His parents may have been full siblings, and he may have had a clubbed foot, but he sure was wealthy.

Actually, The article is a fascinating read. Check it out.

Google Earth helps find El Dorado

Cool story bro, but seriously, where's the gold?

'Shangri-La' Caves Yield Treasures, Skeletons

"Shangri-La" Caves Yield Treasures, Skeletons

Did they actually find Shangri-La?

Largest-ever Anglo-Saxon gold hoard unearthed in England

Largest-ever Anglo-Saxon gold hoard unearthed in England - CNN.com

Neat story and all, but the real reason this story made it to a weird news blog is the term used for amateur metal detecting persons. Is detectorist even a real word?

I can haz detectorist?

Undisturbed, Prehistoric Sand Dune Discovered

Undisturbed, Prehistoric Sand Dune Discovered at Michigan State University : TreeHugger

This is why you explore your surroundings first.

Ancient Animal Graves From Private Zoo?

EGYPT PICTURES: Ancient Animal Graves From Private Zoo?

When I'm Pharaoh, you better believe I'm going to have my own zoo. And daily ice show, in tribute to my amazingness.

Huge Pre-Stonehenge Complex Found via "Crop Circles"

Huge Pre-Stonehenge Complex Found via "Crop Circles"

Bigfoot says "it's all just a prank I've been working on"

Urine, Fingernail-Filled 'Witch Bottle' Found

Urine, Fingernail-Filled 'Witch Bottle' Found: Discovery News

I love when the title is something like this. It just makes my job easy.

Ancient Death-Smile Potion Decoded?

Ancient Death-Smile Potion Decoded?

Joker sues for copyright infringement.

If this makes you smile when you die, I use my superior intellect to deduce that Batman is real.